Inspired by the videos Christine (polandbananasBOOKS) made titled “Literal Book Titles” and the Screen Junkies’ Honest Trailers, I thought I’d do some honest book titles.
The Bachelor: Future Edition
Indecisiveness Makes You Want To Stab Something
Most Devastating Love Triangle Ever
Most Forced Love Triangle Ever
This Love Triangle Should Not Exist #TeamPeeta
A Boy named Greg and Earl and a Dying Girl
A Farm With Animals
A Bunch Of Teenagers Try To Get Out of A Maze
The Bunch of Teenagers Get Out of the Maze
Mother Nature is not Snow White
Why Are All Old Men Obsessed With Harry?!
A 14 Year Old Boy Is A Spy Who Does Some Crazy Things. And Nearly Dies. Several Times.
If You Stalk Your Ex-Boyfriend Who You Were Paid To Break Up With Enough, You’ll Probably Get Him Back!
Girl Gets Superpowers When She’s Kissed by the Janitor
Alternatively: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!
Twilight: Alien Version
Please note that I’m not trying to offend anyone. Some of these are my favourite books (not Twilight though).