If you’re reading this post, chances are, you’re a fellow book human. Hello *waves* Unfortunately, ours is a dying species. As time passes, the number of book people in the world is dwindling down as people transfer from book lovers to other forms of media. The traitors! Because of this, our kind suffers from being constantly mocked and put down by the non book humans. What they don’t realize is that reading, though just a hobby, is a great educator on various forms of torture. Muahaha. In case you want to safely veer away from the clutches of us book people, here are some things you should definitely NEVER say.
“Who even reads books anymore?”
“What are you reading?” “Vampire Academy.” “You mean, Twilight?”
ALL VAMPIRE BOOKS ARE NOT TWILIGHT, YOU DIMWIT.
“Magic isn’t even real. Fantasy is such a waste of time.”
I have no time for people like you in my life. Goodbye.
“Why are you crying over people who don’t even exist? Loser.”
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS, OKAY???
“Why don’t you watch the movie instead?”
THIS IS THE WORST ONE. NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS MOVIE!
Tis the worst crime ever.
What are some things people have told you that make you want to stab them because of their ignorance? Have you ever met anyone who has said any of these things?